Mid Life Crisis

OMG! realized today that I'm only 15 years away from turning 50 years old and I'm single!!! Ahhhhh


So this blog is dedicated to the mini mid life crisis I'm having today. Let me say first that being single has been soooo much damn fun, but maybe it's time for me to seriously start looking for someone.


I'm pretty sure I don't want to be alone forever. I do however understand why this is going to be difficult to accomplish.


I don't want to settle for just anyone. The way I look at it, I plan on still having my honey around when I'm old and gray... hopefully.


So I do know what I want... first I need you to be strong mentally and physically. I need to know that you will eventually become a sexy silver haired old man that is physically capable of opening doors for me. Awe.


I need you to be pretty, yes I said it. I need to know that when I wake up every morning I will not be frightened by your ugly mug and wonder why you're in my bed, if I scream I will be sure to blame it on early signs of Alzheimer's, and say I temporarily didn't recognize you?!?!


Also, for the love of god, please be intelligent, I need a man that can hold up his end of the conversation no matter the topic. I'm tired of air headed ding dongs. They are pretty don't get me wrong, but still ding dongs.


I want him to want to travel, I plan on traveling internationally and learning about new places and people. We can learn new languages together.Speak french with me in Paris, Oui!


Now, most important of all is our spark, our physical attraction, the glue that holds it all together. Your brains, face, strength, etc. it's the whole package. I need to know that years from now when we are old and ugly, that I am still madly in love with you and as giddy as a school girl when I see you because in my eyes you will always be a hottie.


I hope to find you soon... before my mid life crisis complaints turn into the ramblings of a crazy lonely old lady*