Package Penalty

Lets discuss "The Bulge"..... Yes, I'm going there. Unfortunately in the past view years skinny jeans have made their way into men's wardrobes. Don't get me wrong, some men are actually hot enough to pull off the skinny jean style. Yet, there are many others that cannot.

Men... have you realized that when you wear skinny jeans we can see your wiener plastered to the side of your leg, suffocating! Why do you wear skinny jeans/pants in which we can see your bulge staring back at us??? It' like staring at a woman's camel toe! Awful, but you can't help but to look in horror! 

We would prefer not to see your bulge screaming through your pants.... please give the guy some space! Yes, we are looking, can't help it, it's just there like a "you are here" sign on a map.

And last but not least.... don't ever... ever... ever... dance up on a woman at the club and shake your bulge at her!!! It's traumatizing and definitely not sexy!!!

So fellows as your getting ready for your next date go with the relaxed fit, boot cut or straight leg. Make the ladies focus on your face not your other parts.

Happy Love Month... from Marisa's Misadventures*